New Hello Kitty Beauty Line Launched

No longer do you have an excuse to be smelly on these hot days, beautiful people.
A brand new Hello Kitty beauty products range has been launched, and it includes a fabulous perfume which will have us all smelling like the world's favourite mouthless cat.



Though I'm a 40 year-old man, I think I can get away with just a splash of eau de Hello Kitty, before I apply something more manly like a dab of Old Spice.
And what with all the photo shoots I have to do, the Hello Kitty range of make-up brushes and applicators will be in constant use.
This is a happy, happy day indeed.
And does that nail polish come in clear?
And how long till the men's range? I want a Hello Kitty pumice.